Monday, May 9, 2011

kitten's Funnies (Humor?)

So, i went to the movies yesterday and saw this romantic comedy called Something Borrowed.  By the end of that movie, i was feeling very Dom-sick (missing my Sir like crazy). 


Later that evening, i was talking to Sir and made a special request for Him to wear a shirt for a few hours, spray it with His cologne, seal it in a plastic bag and send it to me, so when i feel lonely for Him, i could open it up and breathe Him in and He said He would. 


This made kitten very happy!  *smiles bright with eyes*


Things sometimes take on a different light after i have had a chance to sleep on it and today, i saw the whole thing in a funny light, so i thought i would share it...


DISCLAIMER:  THIS IS INTENDED SOLELY AS a JOKE and in NO WAY is HOW kitten ACTUALLY FEELS





kitten says: 


Sir, i saw a movie in which there was a guy and and a girl who formed a relationship, fell in love, had a great sex life, planned a future together and lived happily ever after - ALL in a 2 hour time frame (That's how long the movie was anyway), Sir, WHY are you SLACKING?


ANOTHER JOKE:





kitten says:


I used to hate Mammograms, but now they really turn me on.  i asked the technician if they could run the tests a few more times, as i was almost "there"


OK, now everyone knows i have a vile sense of humor - truth be told, even though i live in a Vanilla world, i could not be prouder to be a part of the D/s world and find it hard to not tell everyone how happy i am being a submissive to my Sir!


*shrugs*


Life is good,


kitten for Sir

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