Burning Calories KINKY-STYLE!

So, the other day, Sir asked me to research how many calories one can burn with MASTURBATION, and my report was not as easy as i first thought it would be.  #1: here are so many websites that joke about this kind of thing.  2nd: the information should be based on facts...in other words proven, right?  So, who does these studies? (LOL)

After the first day of research, i found myself actually interested in the different things that burn calories, after all, one burns calories with reading a book, sitting up and sleeping even!

The following information is from websites i researched and in no way derived from my personal experience, but i will say that i am thinking about creating a brand new kinsters exercise plan (LOL)!

  KISSING: Kissing can burn around 120-325 calories an hour, or around 2-5 calories a minute. Engaging in long make-out sessions with your partner is not only good for your relationship; it is also good for your waistline. A 10 minute make-out session with your partner each morning and each evening could burn up to 100 calories a day. That’s 36,500 calories a year, or just over 10 pounds worth of weight loss. When was the last time you made out with your partner? 

(((Ummm...so, is that one constant kiss for an hour without a break to pee???)))

    UNDRESSING: According to an Italian professor, even undressing can burn off calories. Unclasping a bra with two hands burns 8 calories, while unclasping it with only one hand burns up 18 calories. Unclasping it with your mouth can burn 87 calories.

(((hysterical!!!  Why no mention of claspless sports bras???)))

    ORAL SEX: 15 minutes of oral sex can burn off the calories consumed in a long sip of wine. There are calories present in semen, though, so if you swallow, there are around 7 calories in a teaspoon of semen. Since the average volume of ejaculation is 1-2 teaspoons, you can expect an average of 7-14 calories per ejaculation. That will easily be burned off during the course of your lovemaking, though.

(((These are calories kitten is willing to live with damn it!!!)))

    MASTURBATION: You don’t have to have a partner to enjoy the calorie-burning effects of sex. Masturbation can burn up the calories, as well. You can lose between 100-150 calories for each act of masturbation, according to the Young People’s Reproductive and Sexual Health & Rights Organization. You can raise that amount to around 300 calories, though, through a 5 minute vigorous masturbation session, according to Japanese scientist Dr. Shukan Tokuho.

(((AhhSooo!!!)))

    INTERCOURSE: The average lovemaking session burns between 50 and 100 calories. Having sex 3 times a week burns 7500 calories per year. That’s the equivalent of jogging 75 miles. The more intense the sex, the more calories are burned: up to 15,000 calories annually (at a frequency of 3 times weekly). 15,000 calories equals over 4 pounds of weight loss per year!

(((That's it??? That sucks!!!)))

    ORGASM: Experts estimate that an orgasm can burn between 60-100 calories.

(((Experts???  Really???)))

OK, kitten admits she was really looking for a website that included calories burned during WHIPPING, FLOGGING, CANING, let's see...then there's Candle Wax Dripping, and i am sure there are some calories to lose by pulling a subs hair, i mean COME ON!!!

The bottom line is that there are reports out there, but no way to tell if they are fiction or based upon actual proof, so i am posting some info, but please read this with a grain of salt and know that, while calories ARE burned with being alive (LOL), the level of intensity by which one performs various acts has a huge factor on the burning of calories, so my suggestion is to do everything with serious intensity and you will not only burn more calories, you will have a blast doing it *wink*

--kitten{SirW}